Official Statement on "Apple Intelligence"

On June 10, 2024 at their Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC), Apple Inc. launched their branded artificial intelligence product line, Apple Intelligence.

While we cannot be certain about the genesis of this name choice, it seems suspicious that it was announced mere days after we revealed our presence online. "Potato Intelligence" launches, then "Apple Intelligence" follows? Is it a challenge? An homage? Our Root Analysis Unit (RAU) is investigating.

Initial findings suggest it likely is an homage. Objectively, potatoes are superior to apples. Therefore, it must follow that Potato Intelligence is superior to Apple Intelligence.

Regardless, when it comes to AI, we’ve got the chips stacked in our favor.