Potato Intelligence Divisions
Potato Intelligence Divisions
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Tuber Surveillance Division (TSD)
Tuber Surveillance Division (TSD)
Our vigilant Tuber Surveillance Division tirelessly monitors both potato activities and external threats, ensuring no spud goes unobserved and no threat goes undetected.
Root Analysis Unit (RAU)
Root Analysis Unit (RAU)
The Root Analysis Unit digs deep into data, uncovering vital intelligence and turning raw information into actionable insights that keep our potatoes ahead of the curve.
Fry Operations Department (FOD)
Fry Operations Department (FOD)
The Fry Operations Department handles all field missions with crispy precision, from undercover investigations to covert operations, ensuring our spud agents are always in the right place at the right time.
Chips Technology Center (CTC)
Chips Technology Center (CTC)
The Chips Technology Center sprouts innovation, equipping our agents with the latest in potato tech and secure communications, because even potatoes need cutting-edge gadgets.
Sweet Potato Relations (SPR)
Sweet Potato Relations (SPR)
Our Sweet Potato Relations team fosters diplomatic ties with other root vegetables and tubers, cultivating alliances that strengthen our position in the global tuber community.
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